Off Topic: Una canción de amor a Apple Store

Si mezclas un Apple fanboy, Eminem y una dosis de Nicholi White dentro de una Apple Store tendrás como resultado un nuevo clásico geek, similar al éxito (en Internet) de Weird Al con “White & Nerdy“.

Se trata de Ray William Johnson de Fatty Spins quien grabó una canción llamada “Apple Store Love Song” desde la Apple Store en la 5ª Avenida en Nueva York y que amenaza con venderla a través de iTunes Store.

La canción pierde su gracia cuando se traduce, pero es evidente su sentimieto fanboy. Como sea, espero pronto grabar la versión en español con maracas en una Microsoft Store.

This is a Love Song

I tried not to be dramatic and less I have to
but I was at the Apple Store picking out a MacBook
and on my way out like thanks for stop and buying
You walked in and You really caught my iPod.
And I’ma put you on my playlist
I don’t know what your name is but you’re going in my favorites
I got you in my iSight
I hope you hear cause
I am turning the volume up and speaking to your Earbuds.
I like your interface it ain’t a big deal
You got my heart spinning right around like a Click Wheel.
And I was thinking we could Shuffle through interwebs and find a time for iMovie playing at the cineplex.
And girl know you made that Final Cut and even MacBook Air read light it up my heart which is beating so rapid that I’m a have to track it with an iPod App and..

I fell in Love at the Apple Store.
I never felt like that before.

I fell in Love at the Apple Store.
I think I may come back for more.

And yes I’m aware
that maybe iMac and maybe if you buy that maybe we can iChat.
And I don’t mean to be agressive or a … (1:23) and … I just not PC.
I know how to treat you
this ain’t a reboot I never find a need to control or delete you.
I see no reason to mess with these … (1:34)
cause they’re like Bill Gates and I am Steve Jobs.
I know you’re waiting on me to discover
that you need a man who let you meet his mother boy.
Uh baby it’s fun
cause I’m connected broadband and this could really happen QuickTime.
So let’s find your network and go wireless and if you’d like to try this then maybe we can iTouch.
And put you picture as my desktop back… (1:57) if you let me take my hard drive and put it in your laptop.

I fell in Love at the Apple Store.
I never felt like that before.

I fell in Love at the Apple Store.
I think I may come back for more.

- reboot ma Macintosh.

I fell in Love at the Apple Store.
I never felt like that before.

I fell in Love at the Apple Store.
I think I may come back for more.

Link: “I Fell In Love At The Apple Store” Is Destined to Become A Fanboy Classic (Gizmodo)